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WHOaCraft2020

controversial, Covid-19, Decision making, donald trump, Global cooperation, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, international organizations, international relations, leadership, pandemic, Politics, public health, public opinion, reversing decision, trump, united states, Who, WHOaCraft2020, World Health Organization

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.

on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.

plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pookie Town

Bosses, Chill, Click, Community, Discord, discord user, Hope, Land claiming, Pookie, Progression, RPG, see you there, server link, Skills, Small Community, smp, star system, Survival, survival difficulty, TOWN, unique items, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	699176
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Potions Brewed:	33

Pookie Town 1.21 Server Overview

Features	Custom items / mobs survival (18+)
Community	Chill small community

FAQ

Question	Answer
What does Pookie Town server offer?	Pookie Town features unique custom bosses and mobs, economy, RPG-style progression and skills, grief protection/land claiming, and a variety of unique items with a 1-5 star system.
What is the community like on Pookie Town server?	The server is designed to have a heightened level of survival difficulty while fostering a warm, welcoming, and chill community.
How can I join the server?	You can reach out or drop your discord user to get the server link. You can also click on the discord url provided in the description.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Ethereal, Realms

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	3317	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers but with a twist! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha, that’s what you’ll find here!

Forget boring old servers where you just mine and build, here you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil llamas with laser eyes!

And get this, every time you dig a hole, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Who needs diamonds when you have a unicorn army at your disposal?

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to all new players. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of hospitality anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).

PupPatrol Minecraft Server

animal welfare, apartment living, barking dog, Communication, community relations, dog behavior, dog walking, Minecraft, neighborhood disputes, neighbors, pet behavior, pet care, pet complaints, pet exercise, pet noise, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet-friendly community, pet-friendly housing, pet-friendly neighbors, PupPatrol, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and instead join a community of friendly players who actually take care of their virtual pets!

Join us and leave behind the barking dog madness of the real world, where you can explore our vast virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the annoying noise of a neglected pooch in the background.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the barking dog drama for good! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets are much better behaved than those real-life troublemakers.

BrothersGFNoBdayInvites

18th birthday, Birthday, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, brother, BrothersGFNoBdayInvites, celebration, Dinner, expensive, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Girlfriend, guest list, party planning, personal preference, relationships, sibling relationships, Siblings, social etiquette, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings and their even more annoying partners in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the coolest virtual world ever!

Join us and escape the awkwardness of family gatherings by creating your own epic structures and exploring new realms with your online friends. No need to worry about inviting unwanted guests to your virtual birthday party – here, you’re the boss and you can kick out anyone who doesn’t spark joy!

So come on over and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way through the ultimate family-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

MythBustMinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, chilling tale, creepy, eerie, folklore, ghost story, Haunted, local legend, Mysterious, mysterious events, Myth, MythBustMinecraftSMP, Paranormal, Real Life, spooky, strange, Supernatural, true story, unexplained, urban legend, urban myth

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	183
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server where players say there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples?! Like, totally insane, right?! And get this, apparently if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical realm where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns! I heard one player even found a talking sheep who gives out OP weapons if you tell him a funny joke! Like, what even is reality anymore?! You gotta join this server ASAP and uncover all the wacky urban legends that are actually true! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyToxicTweets

addiction, attention seeking, cancel culture, comparison, CraftyToxicTweets, cyberbullying, echo chambers, fake news, filter bubbles, Harassment, influencer culture, mental health, Misinformation, Negativity, online hate, privacy concerns, social media, Toxicity, trolling, validation seeking

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	193677	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Tired of dealing with toxic social media drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only toxicity you’ll find is from the creepers blowing up your base! Our community is so wholesome, even the skeletons say please and thank you before shooting arrows at you. Plus, rumor has it our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So leave the Twitter trolls behind and come build some epic structures with us instead!

HostageHaven Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire deal, Conflict, diplomatic failure, gaza, Hamas, Hamas violation, hostage situation, hostage status report, HostageHaven, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace negotiations, Politics, security breach, Server, Terrorism, truce breakdown, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ElonCraft: Beyond Nazi Guilt!

Accountability, chair, Comments.., controversy, criticism, Dangerous, elon musk, ElonCraft, Ethics, Genocide, germany, Guilt, History, Holocaust, leadership, long tail tag, memorial, nazi, Nazi guilt, public figure, RESPONSIBILITY, societal impact, world war II

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Potions Brewed:	54
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And guess what? Elon Musk is there too, but he’s like, “Yo, forget about all that Nazi guilt stuff, let’s just build some epic stuff in Minecraft!” And then the Holocaust memorial chair is like, “Bro, that’s dangerous, we can’t just forget about history like that!” But Elon is all like, “Nah, let’s just have fun and build crazy stuff together!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server where history gets thrown out the window and Elon Musk is your building buddy, then you gotta join us ASAP! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Fungi Mosquito Eliminator

biocontrol, biotechnology, disease control, ELIMINATION, Eliminator, environmental impact, fungal infections, Fungal Solutions, Fungi, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetically engineered, malaria, Malaria Eradication, malaria prevention, mosquito, mosquito control, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquitoes, public health, vector control

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we got genetically engineered fungi to eliminate them pesky malaria mosquitoes! No more buzzing around your head while you tryna build your epic castle, fam!

We got these fungi that straight up yeet those suckers into oblivion, like, bye bye suckas! And guess what? The fungi also make your crops grow super fast, like, you plant a potato and BAM! Instant potato party!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens! They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion while you sit back and sip on a potion of swag.

So come on down to our server, where the fungi are fierce, the loot is legendary, and the ninja chickens are ready to rumble. Let’s get this party started, baby!