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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9666 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!