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MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	317194
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2539
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2623
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1242
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Items Found:	1892	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	2423	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!