HG Thread – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP
#youtube, anglo culture, Characters, characters within, Details, fervent acts, FESTIVAL, games, HG, HG Thread, Hunger, Hunger Games Thread, Minecraft, narratives, National Homeless Culling Festival, pastebin, Play, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, streets, the hunger games, web-based battle royale, Write
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the National Homeless Culling Festival where we host a web-based Hunger Games style battle royale that includes everything and everyone – even the kitchen sink!
Watch the streets for fervent acts of Anglo culture as players battle it out in epic showdowns filled with shenanigans and ridiculousness. Some players even try to write their own semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within the game.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Check out the details here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime: [link to pastebin with insane stories]

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SantaCreeper Minecraft SMP
all i want for christmas is you, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, christmas, deck the halls, Favorite, Festive, holiday, holly jolly Christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Let it snow, Minecraft, Music, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, SantaCreeper, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, smp, tradition, white christmas, winter wonderland
OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the North Pole on crack! We have flying reindeer, Santa Claus as the admin, and the elves are actually zombies in disguise. It’s not Christmas until you hear the sound of creepers exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells! Plus, we have a secret underground workshop where we make all our diamond armor and weapons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy holiday adventure! Join now before the Grinch tries to grief our Christmas tree! #MerryCraftmas 🎅🎄🎁

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LoveStruckCraft
LovestruckCraft
Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!
Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?
So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!

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GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition
Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

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Crafty Nations Online
Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology
join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.
rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.
we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.
so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

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Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.
Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.
And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.
Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

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Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog
asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer
Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

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XmasGrindCraft
alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft
Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.
So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

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BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D
Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!
Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

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Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3
1.20.3, AI companion, Android, android wife, Artificial Intelligence, christmas, digital love, digital spouse, dream gift, future trends, Futuristic technology, Gift ideas, holiday season, modern relationships, robot companion, robotic partner, sci-fi fantasy, tech gift., technology advancements, unique present, virtual reality, Winter, Wishlist, wonderland
OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

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Goths In Minecraft SMP
(subculture), acceptance, Alternative, Community, counterculture, discrimination, fashion, goth culture, goth fashion, goth music, goth scene, Goths, Identity, Individuality, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Rebellion, smp, social norms, Stereotypes
Are you tired of being treated like a noob in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in our SMP, we treat you like royalty! We have a team of virtual butlers ready to cater to your every need, from building epic structures to bringing you virtual snacks while you mine. Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch!

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