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Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	699	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

criticism, dying hobby, effort in streams, frequency of streams, hard-working vtubers, hobby criticism, hololive, idol culture, idol culture downfall, lack of creativity, lack of effort, lack of originality, lazy vtubers, Minecraft, moral code, personality types, Popularity, Shit, smp, vtuber community, VTuber personalities, Vtubers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Crops Grown:	3036

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Atmospheric, Colorful, Cyberpunk, Dark, DISAPPOINTING, dungeon crawler, Gotta Go Fast, Horror, horror-themed, Immersive, maintenance deck, Minecraft, remake, Sci Fi, shock, Shooter, slow-paced, smp, spooky, Suspenseful, System, system shock remake, Waste

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Votes:	9935
Enchantments Applied:	166	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

CivWorld Minecraft server

Challenges, Civilization, CivWorld, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Server, Skills

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

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Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

American, arab, arab muslims, Arabs, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, ignorance, integration, Minecraft, Minority, Misinformation, Muslim, Oasis, palestine, Politics, prejudice, Religion, right wingers, Server, Stereotypes, tolerance, US, WTF

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

The Limbus Company General – Minecraft SMP #2027

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, Faust, general, General guide, google play, Hong Lu, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland Outis!

But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	889526	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to the most scrungly Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just play Minecraft, we live Minecraft. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.

Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6890	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Potions Brewed:	151	Buildings Constructed:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the powerman 5000 of vidya games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.

– Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.

– We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

– Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

Communication, DATING, don’t hate me, don’t know what to say, don’t want to bother, emotional struggle, fear of rejection, love and relationships, mfw, Minecraft, mixed signals, overthinking, putting in effort, reaching out, relationship, relationship dynamics, romantic dilemma, self-doubt, smp, text him, texting anxiety, TextingTomfoolery, uncertainty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!