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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Emeralds Found:	2083
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Potions Brewed:	27
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!

BlockHaterzCraft

addressing jealousy, BlockHaterzCraft, building a positive work environment, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, creating a supportive workplace, dealing with gossip, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, handling criticism, interpersonal skills., maintaining professionalism, managing difficult coworkers, office politics, overcoming workplace challenges, professional relationships, team collaboration, team communication, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of dealing with haters in your workplace? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is hater-free, because if anyone tries to spread negativity, we just trap them in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “Creeper!”

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to workplace haters forever!

CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer

Conflict, CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, political leaders, president, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	95	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so like, u know how iran and israel are always like, not getting along? well, our server is like, the perfect place for them to like, chill and build stuff together instead of fighting all the time. like, our president is always telling khamenei to like, stop the war talk and just come play minecraft with us. it’s like, so much fun and everyone is like, laughing and having a good time. so like, if u wanna avoid war and just have a blast, come join our server and let’s all be friends and build cool stuff together. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight

60 days, Astronauts, boeing, Endurance, extended stay, ISS, long duration mission, NASA, no end in sight, orbital journey, Sight, Space, space adventure, space exploration, space mission, space odyssey, space station, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft60, spaceflight, STARLINER

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.

our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.

join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!

SpinelessNebbercracker

accident, animated film, broken spine, children’s movie, cleaned off, climbing down, constance, danger, Fall, haunted house, Horror, injury, monster house, Mr. Nebbercracker, preventing, rescue, spine injury, SpinelessNebbercracker, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!

TikTokBodyImageDisaster

body image, body positivity, body shaming, content moderation, Eating disorders, flagged content, harmful content, harmful effects, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, negative impact, online safety, platform responsibility, self esteem, social media, social media influence, tiktok, TikTokBodyImageDisaster, video consumption, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, u know how tiktok can mess with ur head, right? well, this server is like the opposite of that! here, u can build ur own world and be whoever u want to be without worrying about what other ppl think. no toxic vibes here, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have the most insane events like, once a month we have a giant pig race where u can win diamonds and stuff. so, like, join us and leave all that tiktok drama behind. u won’t regret it, i swear!

Prosper SMP: The Server Where Everyone Forgets Square & Curly Braces! 1.21! Age 16+ Only!

age, Anarchy, braces, build projects, clowns, Community, Curly, dedicated players, discord server, FORGETS, Friendly, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, Join, Mature, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Square, Vanilla, Variety of Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
Do all members need to join the discord server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

BabyBiz Minecraft Server

adult baby, adult baby economy, BabyBiz, business opportunities, Community, Demand, Economy, Entrepreneurship, fetish, growth potential, Investment, Lifestyle, market research, Minecraft, niche market, online marketplaces, products, revenue streams, Roleplay, Server, Services, social media marketing, Supply

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	937225

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into the adult baby economy! That’s right, we’ve got a whole world dedicated to adult babies and their unique needs. From giant diaper factories to pacifier mines, you’ll never run out of ways to make a profit in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diaper Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of enchanted diapers. Will you be brave enough to face the Diaper Dragon and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey into the wild and wacky world of the adult baby economy! Trust us, you won’t regret it.