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Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7084	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimension Hops:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Potions Brewed:	88
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81978162, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8921	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Runes Activated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	304
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!