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Pixel Pals Playhouse

Hey hi hello, Keanu Reeves, Long time no see, mom’s FWB, mtg commander, PALS, peachy, PIXEL, playhouse, Shadow, Standard

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	53
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft booty: ‘One Piece’ server – build, plunder, explore #treasure #pirates #booty

Adventure, Anime, BOOTY, brook, BUILD, Chopper, Eiichiro Oda, Epic, Explore, franky, Hes future Usopp, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, one piece, Piece, Pirates, plunder, robin, sanji, Server, Shounen, straw hat crew, Treasure, zoro

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2339	Astral Projections Made:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, join our server and meet Future Usopp – yes, the legendary sniper from One Piece has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world! Watch as he hilariously tries to snipe creepers from a mile away and fails miserably every time. Don’t miss out on the chance to see this wacky crossover in action! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride on a giant rubber duck around the virtual world. Why? Because why not! Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Banned4Trolling: Where griefing is an art form and TNT is our medium. Join us for LOLs and epic fails!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	777765	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for trolling in places you shouldn’t be? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let loose all of your trolling shenanigans without fear of punishment (as long as it’s within the server rules…we’re not complete savages).

We’ve got a special /b/ zone where anything goes – from building giant pixel art of questionable content to unleashing chaos with TNT explosions. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and shares it on Reddit.

So come on, leave your ban woes behind and join us for some epic trolling adventures! Who needs the real world anyway when you’ve got a whole virtual world to wreak havoc in?

Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.

activism, Bigotry, controversial, Cunt, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, homo, HOMOPHOBIC, Identity, instigation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Lgbtqia, Marginalized, Minecraft, offensive, PARASITE, Slur, Social Issues

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you fed up with pesky homo parasites causing drama on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, these troublemakers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we rid the world of all drama llamas. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of sassy llamas who love to party and pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show those homo parasites who’s boss!

SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

doppelganger, female, female form, form, Identity, kindred spirit”, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, Mirror Image, Personality, Server, She, SheCraft, Similarities, Traits, twin soul

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	9229	Mines Excavated:	4905
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

1. Play, Adventure, Adventures, Army, Battles, BUILD, Conquer, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Join, Kingdom, MAGICAL, Majestic, Mode, mystical, mythical beings, mythical creatures, Overlord, power, PvP, Quest, role playing, rule, simulation, strategy, Survival, UNICORN, UnicornCraftX

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

Minecraft, Queen, YASSSS

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

#1d6chan, #AssemblyKit, #MagicalGirl, #OlderTitles, #RollCharts, #Tamurkhan, #ThronesofDecay, #TotalWar, #TotalWarGenera, #TotalWarIII, #TotalWarPatchNotes, #TotalWarPharaoh, #TotalWarSteam, #TotalWarWarhammer, #TotalWarWarhammerIII, #TotalWarWarhammerTactics, Battles, CraftyWarriors, Epic, general, Hotfix, Join, lolz, memes, patchnotes, Pharaoh.., Players, Server, Steam, Top, TOTAL

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9802

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

Cancer, cancer risk, CraftyCreeperCuisine, debunking myths, Eating, eating pussy, give, health risks, healthy habits, hpv, human papillomavirus, immune system, intimate hygiene, medical myths, Misinformation, Myths, oral sex, pussy, questions, reproductive health, sexual activity, sexual health, sexually transmitted infections, Throat, throat cancer, throat health, throat infections, TOUGH

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	208383	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

265234968, abrupt end, abusive mother, Animals, big fat faggot, BLOCK, Chapter 48, Chores, confusion, Cooking, Daily, Daily Tonnura-san, denial, disbelief, Dose, family, Friends, handicraft forum, Hardworking, Ichinose household, Japanese cartoon, Laughter, Lazy, lols, lovable, madness, Manga, Messy, Minecraft, Mysterious, Party, RAGE, Server, short lived, talking cat, three sisters, Tonnura-san, Tonnys, valuable lessons, vet

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	146844	Dragon Eggs Found:	2452

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

Adventure, appreciation, Bootleg, Canada, Canadian beauty, Canadian culture, canadian girls, Canadian heritage, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian women leaders, diverse beauty, female empowerment, Join, maple leaf, MapleCraft, MinecraftMadness, northern beauty, proud Canadians, recognition, Server, SorryNotSorry, Strong Women, Thread, true north, women of Canada

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!