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  • HeyCraft – Where Everyone’s a Guy, Guy

    HeyCraft – Where Everyone’s a Guy, Guy
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 2097
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a server where the new Air Force chief is actually a Minecraft pro who has taken a trip to Israel and Ukraine to gather rare resources for our EPIC builds. And get this, all Microsoft teams meetings are held in-game from the comfort of our Diamond Throne Chairs.

    Join us for the craziest adventures, the wildest parties, and the most INSANE builds you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTime SMP

    CraftyTime SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 8974
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

    Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3349
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Emeralds Found: 4889
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Dimension Hops: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

    FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1177
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

    Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

    Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3685
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

    Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 2499
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

    HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7343
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 204 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Zombie Dances: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

    One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

    So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoWifeNoLifeCraft

    NoWifeNoLifeCraft
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4257
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dimension Hops: 13 Votes: 4704

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

    And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

    FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 7279
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 946
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 209 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

    But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2301
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Potions Brewed: 31
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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