Players: |
103/800 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
20 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
19 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
7 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
3 |
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