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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	1281
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

ack, anti-Semitic, AVOID, battle, BUILD, Christian, consensus, Crafty, debated, dictator, Expert, fascism, goy, goyi, Historian, historians, hitler, Holocaust, iron cross, madness, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, Pagan, pagan symbols, Propaganda, Religion, world war II

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Animals Bred:	188
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	874

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

Based, blocky, Blunders, camaraderie, Chronicles, columbine, compassion, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Hope, Humanity, loyalty, Redemption, school shooting, strength, Support, Tragedy, two men, Understanding, Unity, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

acceptance, APPROVED, Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, cultural norms, fidelity, Girlfriend, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, monogamy, relationship, Server, sex, sexual orientation, societal expectations, tolerance, TOWN, Trust, twink, twinks, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

alien species, best girl, Character development, club, Crafty, Cuties, fan favorite, favorite character, Gaming, Gaming Community, loyalty, loyalty mission, mass effect, memorable character, quarians, romance, Sci Fi, space opera, strong female character, Tali, tech expert, Underrated, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3102
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

Anon, apartment, determination, future relocation, goals, Hope, INDEPENDENCE, Life, mental health, motivation, moving forward, perseverance, positivity, progress, purpose, resilience, RespawnRiot, self improvement, still alive, strength, Survival, WhyUStillHereAnon

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	185	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Animals Bred:	124	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!