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CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

PeepeeCraft: Where Russians Drink Cum from Superiors’ Penises for Fun

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!

Gay Cure Land: Where Countries are So Kino They Cure Your Homosexuality

acceptance, Chad, Countries, Cultural experience, cure, Diversity, Exploration, FAGGOT, Gay, heterosexual, Homosexuality, identity journey, Kino, Land, LGBTQ, mindset shift, personal growth, post countries, Self Discovery, switzerland, transformation, travel, vacation, Zürich

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a transformation like no other! Just like visiting Switzerland, but without the expensive plane ticket. Our server will turn you from a faggot into a heterosexual chad in no time! Explore our virtual Zurich and watch as your Minecraft character’s sexuality changes before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

Crafting Moscow Madness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Votes:	7608
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	3844	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

MysticCraft – Enchanted Isles 1.20.1

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? This server is like the Janken God Edition of Minecraft servers, trust me.

We got streams that will blow your mind, like seriously, check out the upcoming stream and the previous stream, it’s like watching a creeper explode in your face.

And don’t even get me started on the debut and 3D debut videos, they’re so lit, you’ll want to mine diamonds all day just to celebrate.

Plus, the Youtube channel is like a treasure trove of epicness, and the schedule will have you playing Minecraft until the sun comes up.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got unarchived content, songs, merch, and even /baubau/-related content that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Let’s gooooooo!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	8013	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like this crazy family drama!

Picture this: you’re trying to plan a wedding shower in Minecraft for your brother and his partner, but they keep changing the rules like it’s a game of musical chairs. One minute they want 80 guests, the next they want it in a different town – it’s like trying to build a house with blocks that keep disappearing!

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, they drop a bombshell and send you a scathing letter that’s longer than a Minecraft world border. They accuse you of all sorts of crazy stuff, like not attending their engagement party for long enough and bringing them despair as their maid of honor. It’s like being griefed in real life!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Just remember, in our world, the only thing more unpredictable than the mobs is your own family drama.

TranscribeCraft: No Regrets!

Communication, Conflict Resolution, digital tools, emotional expression, Empathy, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, listening skills, long voice notes, misunderstanding, Personal preferences, processing information, regrets, social dynamics, Technology, text vs audio, TranscribeCraft, transcription service, voice notes, WhatsApp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value communication and understanding! Just like how this Redditor’s friend loves sending voice notes, we encourage our players to express themselves in whatever way they feel comfortable.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of receiving long voice notes from your fellow players about their in-game adventures and mishaps. But don’t worry, we have a special add-on that transcribes these voice notes into hilarious summaries, so you can catch up on all the drama without missing a beat.

Imagine the chaos of trying to build a castle while listening to a 10-minute voice note about someone’s encounter with a creeper. But fear not, our transcription service will save you from the madness and let you focus on dominating the game.

So come on over and join our server, where voice notes are the new currency and understanding is key. Who knows, you might even make a friend who sends you daily updates on their Minecraft escapades in the most entertaining way possible.

BlockBusterFlop

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	606	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of watching terrible movies and wasting your precious time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the horrors of bad cinema by immersing yourself in a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

Our server is like the Hollywood of Minecraft, except without the terrible scripts and overpaid actors. Instead, you’ll find yourself battling dragons, building majestic castles, and befriending talking pigs. Who needs Hollywood when you have a blocky paradise like ours?

So say goodbye to bad movies and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than sitting through another terrible film.

MetaCraft EU Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Elon Musk is tryna take it down? That’s right, our server is so epic, it’s causing chaos in the tech world! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s wilder than a pack of creepers on a rampage. Plus, we’re fighting against the evil forces of EU tech ‘censorship’ because we believe in freedom of creativity, even if it means taking on the big dogs like Musk himself. So come join us and be part of the revolution, where every block you place is a middle finger to the establishment. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

MosqueCraft: IDF Edition

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where terrorists use west bank mosques to attack soldiers!!! but dont worry, we got the IDF on our side to protect us from those pesky creepers and zombies! build your own mosque and defend it from the evil terrorists while also battling against other players in epic pvp battles! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet dragon that breathes fire! let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

Medieval SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	7400
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods	Ice and Fire, Ars Nouveau, Blood Magic
Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many players are currently on the server?	We have a player base of only 10 at the moment.
What mods does the server have?	The main mods include Ice and Fire, Ars Nouveau, and Blood Magic, along with various other medieval-themed mods for armor and weapons.
Is there a specific theme or focus for the server?	We focus on building, exploring, and creating kingdoms within the world. The server also includes magic and dragons mods to enhance gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: 88.211.212.7:25565

Tall Man’s Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Come join our Minecraft server and escape the pain of being a tall man! On our server, height doesn’t matter because everyone is the same blocky height! No more struggling to fit through doorways or hitting your head on ceilings! Plus, all the players are so short, you’ll feel like a giant among them! Say goodbye to awkwardly towering over your girlfriends and embrace a world where everyone is on the same level, literally! Join now and experience a world where being tall is no longer a literal pain!

BalconyBark Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with pesky neighbors using your balcony as a dog park? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about urine-soaked snow or offended neighbors.

Our server offers endless opportunities for creativity and fun, without any dog-related drama. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or just relax in your own virtual paradise. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

MorallyCraftyMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over inheritance? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block!

On our server, you can build your dream estate without worrying about pesky relatives trying to claim it as their own. And if anyone dares to challenge your rightful ownership, just unleash a horde of creepers on them!

So why wait? Join now and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a disgruntled relative haunts one of our dungeons, so you can even get some revenge in the afterlife!