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SamuraiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Saturday morning anime episode? Look no further! Join our server for the chance to participate in our legendary dog shooting competition – don’t worry, it’s all virtual! Who knows, you might even come face to face with a smelly ninja who’s been hiding in the shadows. Tune in to our server for episode 5, airing on TOKYO MX in just 30 minutes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

VTubeCraft SMP – The English Speaking Minecraft Madness

#english speaking, Anime, Board, Content Creation, Digital Content Creation, English, Entertainment, Gaming, internet personality, live chat, Lurking, madness, Minecraft, Online Community, online presence, Posting, smp, social media, speaking, streaming, streaming platform, video games, virtual avatar, virtual youtuber, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, every single English speaking vtuber is lurking and posting on this board! That’s right, you could be building your base next to your favorite virtual YouTuber and maybe even teaming up with them to take down the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a parallel dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks and farming gummy bears for food!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows what wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyBachelor

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	7130	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who’s still single? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by so many blocks, you won’t even remember what it’s like to be alone! Join us and build your way to a relationship with that special someone…or at least with a creeper. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword, am I right? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

CraftyMaduro Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, demonstrations, election, electoral fraud, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Maduro, Maduro win, Minecraft, opposition, opposition movement, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, PROTESTS, ratified, Server, social unrest, south america, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have crazy protests every day after our leader, maduro, wins at everything! we have so much chaos and drama, you’ll never be bored! plus, we have the best virtual arepas in all of minecraft! join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper-infested caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and zombie dancers busting out their best Thriller moves. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles where you have to defeat a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. See ya on the flip side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

BoneCraft: No Heart Attacks Here!

advanced life support, Attacks, BoneCraft, cardiac emergencies, clinical trials, critical care, emergency medical services, emergency medicine, emergency procedures, healthcare advancements, Heart, hospital discharge, intraosseous route, intravenous access, Medical Interventions, Medical research, out-of-hospital cardiac arrest, patient outcomes, pre-hospital return, resuscitation, survival rate, trauma care, vascular access

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you gotta save all the villagers from a crazy zombie invasion, right? But here’s the twist – you gotta do it while establishing vascular access through the intraosseous route! Like, who even does that in Minecraft, bro? But hey, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna show off your mad medical skills, then this server is the place to be!

And get this, if you manage to save all the villagers and defeat the zombies, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! Like, that’s some next level stuff right there, amirite?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your ability to establish vascular access through the intraosseous route, of course! Let’s do this, gamers!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, controversial, dictator, discrimination, fascism, GayCraft, germany, History, hitler, homosexual, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, Psychology, psychology of dictators, repressed, Server, Sexuality, taboo, world war II

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Votes:	6729
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3105
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!