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ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
New Chunks Explored:	447648	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1351	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	1782
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	597368	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	632	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Potions Brewed:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Farms Harvested:	398
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	629493
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	341
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!