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Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	148	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1140
Love Letters Sent:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	1970
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	748650	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	3235	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mines Excavated:	3512
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals