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Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

BROUGHT BACK UP, Cole, HE’S HERE, Help, Hes, kamala, Legendary, Llama, Lord, Minecraft, Pat, save democracy, smp, TIM WALZ

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Towns Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6362
Mines Excavated:	3539	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5605	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3791
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Magic Items Found:	5003	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5010	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

academic performance, authoritarian, badly behaved, Behavior, Benito Mussolini, controversial, discipline, education, educational policy, Fail, failing students, grades for conduct, italy, Italy news, Mussolini era, MussoliniCraft, policy, Pupils, Respect, Reviving, SCHOOLs, student behavior

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3777	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	255	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2949	Divine Spears Created:	21

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!