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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	87
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Votes:	9531
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7017	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Animals Bred:	179
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	148

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Farms Harvested:	841	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!