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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1977 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 338 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
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