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Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Items Found:	6670
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

4X, a hat in time, Age of Decadence, Atelier, Axiom Verge, Baba Is You, Battle Brothers, Card City Nights 2, cave story, city builders, Civilization, CraftyIndie, CREEPERS, crosscode, Cultist Simulator, darkest dungeon, Darkwood, DashBored, dead cells, disco elysium, Environmental Station Alpha, forgotten games, FTL, hidden gems, Hipsters, hollow knight silksong, Idle, indie, indie game community, Jrpg, Knytt, Lisa, Lobotomy Corp, Loop Hero, machinarium, Middens, misc, Monolith, Monster Train, noita, Off, OneShot, pillars of eternity, Rain World, Rayman, rimworld, Roguelite, rpgmaker, Rts, SHMUP, slay the spire, starsector, starving devs., Subnautica, Sunless Skies, The Desolate Hope, underrail, unite, VA-11 HALL-A, Valkyria Chronicles, Yume Nikki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4755	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	903	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

activism, BELIEF, Conflict, Friends, injustice, Justice, nonviolence, Oppression, Pacifist, Pacifists, Peace, PeacefulPunchCraft, philosophy, Place, protest, Punch, resistance, resistance movement, social change, society, Struggle, Trees, violence, War, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1733
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

4chan, A, Anonymity, Biz, blocks, BUILD, CraftyMemes, cyber culture, email, email authentication, Email Verification, Epic, forum moderation, internet culture, internet security, message boards, online communities, online discussion, online forums, online identity, online privacy, online verification, Optional, reddit, trolling, Trolls, unite, Verification, verification process

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	206952	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	2013
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Farms Harvested:	136
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

Born, civil rights, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Equally, ethnicity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, immigration, inclusion, intersectionality, Latinos, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Privilege, racism, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic oppression, taco, TOWN

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

1. Stock, 10. Luxury budget, 11. NijiEN, 12. Growth, 13. Stock value, 14. Delisting, 15. Bailouts, 16. Investors, 17. Short positions, 18. Bagholders, 19. Long term holders, 2. Nijisanji, 20. Recovery., 3. Revenue, 4. Anycolor, 5. Sell/buyback cycle, 6. Events, 7. Stock price, 8. Treasury, 9. Stock performance bonuses, Chaos, Crafty, Edition, madness, market, Nijisanji, stock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!