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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4782 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 870 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
