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SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ores Mined:	8728	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	214	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

GlowedUpGang

acceptance, Appearance, beauty, Before and after, bullying, comparison, Confidence, glow up, GlowedUpGang, inner beauty, judgment, makeover, personal growth, physical changes, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, social perception, societal standards, transformation, Ugly people

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Villages Defended:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7274
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchantments Applied:	248	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	896

get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Votes:	5999	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyMemories

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9482	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	799015
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	6560	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3072
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!