🍆💦Hermitrcraft Minecraft Servers

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

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Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

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YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

Clouds Seed Rainfall

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yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where we make it rain with pollen! like, did u know dat pollen can seed clouds and fuel rainfall? it’s like nature’s own party trick, bro. so if u wanna be part of da coolest weather experiment ever, join us and watch as our server becomes da rainiest place in all of minecraft! plus, we got unicorns dat fart glitter and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make it rain pollen together!

Ages of War

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Ages of War is an action-packed Minecraft server where you can use a wide range of weapons, including guns, tanks, planes, and even nukes! Players engage in strategic combat and large-scale warfare, all set in a dynamic world with an active economy and frequent small events to keep things exciting. To join, you’ll need to use the Ages of War Modpack for full compatibility. Get it here (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ages-of-war-nukes-weapons-bomb-tank) and dive into battle!

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Protogen MC

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This is a Vanilla 1.18.1 Server To Relax And Chill with Other Furrys And Protogen and to make cool bases, etc (Looking For Mods) (USE OPTIFINE) (p.s. it mandatory for texture pack to work.)

173.240.158.249:26980

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	70	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	648032
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Potions Brewed:	80	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Inspiring Hermitrcraft Minecraft Servers

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

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CraftyWifeMC Server

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RideOrDieCraft

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HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

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AwkwardCraft

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BoomCraft: Round Two!

Stats November 22, 2024

Ages of War

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Protogen MC

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Star Shards Collected:	289	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	1723	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchantments Applied:	186
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8692	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5766	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5