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ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Potions Brewed:	184
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132

ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!

Active players, Adults, building, Chest locking, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Gaming, GIANT, GrownUps, home, iso, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, multiplayer, No Grief, pixelated, Play, player community, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, toilets, Vanilla, Vein Miner, visible item frames

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

ISO SMP Overview

Features	Description
Community	18+ community looking for active players
Chest Locking	Plugin with signs to lock chests
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads
Deathchest	Feature to retrieve items upon death
Vein-miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ore
/home Command	Convenient home teleportation command
Shops with Custom Economy	Economic system for player shops
Server Availability	24/7 server operation
Custom Armor Stand	Unique armor stand customization
Mini-blocks	Small decorative blocks for building

FAQ

What is the age requirement for the community?

The community is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?

Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.

How do I make item frames invisible?

You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.

Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?

Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.

What is Vein-miner?

Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.

How do I set a home location?

You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.

Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?

Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

86452947, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	157	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Towns Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!