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Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4495
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Blocky Fun Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Potions Brewed:	106	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3349
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner chaos and let loose your wildest fantasies!

We have a special event where players can dress up as their favorite historical figures and reenact epic battles. Want to be Julius Caesar fighting against a horde of zombies? Or maybe Cleopatra taking on a dragon? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. Can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by our mischievous admins?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Emeralds Found:	4350	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	205
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4909	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4269	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowy Motor SP Ort – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some crazy races and wacky adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a month of non-stop fun and chaos as we race through crazy obstacle courses, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures. But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server.

From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And with a spreadsheet to keep track of all the shenanigans, you’ll never miss out on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

RITEGRIEF Minecraft server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Reasons to play with us:1. We have good players and administration

2. Anarchy with survival

3. Cheap donation

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Single Payer Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	5341
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Alien Byte’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins hoard all the power? Well, look no further because our server is run by a dev who only holds 1.04% of the tokens! That’s right, you can join our wacky world where the players actually have a say in what goes down.

But you better act fast before we take off into the stratosphere! Rumor has it that our server is actually a spaceship in disguise, and once we reach a certain number of players, we’re blasting off to explore the galaxy. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us out there?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), come join us before it’s too late. And remember, don’t say we didn’t warn ya about missing out on the ride of a lifetime!