hermitcraft episode 9 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks
Bliss, blocks, blocky, calming, comfort, Contentment, euphoria, exhilarating., feeling, invigorating, nonsexual, Pleasure, rejuvenating, Relaxation, satisfying, Sensation, Serenity, sex, soothing, tactile, tingling, Touch, warmth
Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away in the depths of the server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The rush of excitement you feel is better than any nonsexual sensation out there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns pink and unicorns descend from the heavens to grant wishes to all players. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a majestic eagle? Consider it done.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best nonsexual sensation of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers and lava pits along the way!

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New Server IP
Codzilla’s Fishin’ Frenzy
Atlantic cod, climate change, cod fisheries, cod size, Codzillas, environmental impact, fish populations, fish size, Fishin, Fishing, fishing history, fishing practices, Frenzy, historical fishing, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, overfishing, population decline, sustainable fishing, sustainable seafood, Viking era
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Viking-era cod fish dat are 25% BIGGER than da ones today! Can u imagine catchin’ dem bad boys and showin’ ’em off to all yo friends? Plus, dey live 3x LONGER, so u can have a pet fish dat sticks around for ages.
We got da most epic fishin’ tournaments where u can show off yo skills and reel in dem massive cod. And don’t even get me started on da underwater castles we built for u to explore. Swim with da fishies in style, yo!
So come on down to our server and be part of da fishy revolution. Overfishing ain’t got nothin’ on us, we gonna bring back dem giant cod and rule da seas!

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New Server IP

Northreign

1700s, Architecture, Characters, Cultures, Discord, FANTASY, Gods, Guidelines, History, Kingdoms, Lore, Northreign, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Setting, Staff Team, Steampunk, TICKETS, Transportation, Whitelist

Welcome to Northreign!

This is a 16+ fantasy roleplay server designed for Minecraft Java Edition 1.20.2! We pride ourselves on our fair, impartial staff team and high standard of roleplaying!

What to expect	When you join our server, the first thing you will be greeted by is our cleanly laid out channels, including all of our rules, guidelines and how to get started. Once you’ve made it into the server, you can expect to see an abundance of incredibly friendly faces all ready and willing to RP!
Setting	Set roughly in the 1700s, our server features a high fantasy steampunk setting, so naturally you can expect things like the architecture, available items and even modes of transportation to be pretty unique in both looks and accessibility.
Lore	The land of Northreign. A region filled with possibilities and stories, kingdoms and cultures, and a mystery yet to be unraveled. A giant barrier limits the land, encasing all living things inside of it, and the gods have seemingly abandoned the land completely. The stage is set, the world awaits you. Your character is yours to control, and history yours to shape.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/XkHJS2sg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the welcome channel.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, all players must be 16 years or older to join Northreign.
What is the server’s theme?	Northreign features a high fantasy steampunk setting set in the 1700s.
How long does the whitelist process take?	The whitelist process usually takes no longer than a day, as our staff team is dedicated to reviewing new player applications promptly.

Lost Wanderer – Unknown Soul 1.20.5
1.20.5, 3D LIVE, 5th Fes, birthday celebration, Birthday merch 2024, ceres fauna, CHAPTERS, Clips, Dance, holoEN, Holotori, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, Lost, MCMXLIV, merch, mind craft, mumei, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, original song, Our Promise, outside-the-box, songs, Soul, Stellar Stellar, twitter, unknown, WANDERER, youtube channel
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip, man. Forget reality, join the madness! We got Nanashi Mumei and Ceres Fauna vibes all over the place, it’s like being in a 3D live concert but in Minecraft!
Dude, they got group songs, original songs, and even a HOLOTORI Dance! It’s like a party in the virtual world, man. And don’t even get me started on Hoshimachi Suisei’s Stellar Stellar, it’s out of this world!
Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where reality is just a distant memory. Let’s get lost in the music and have a blast together! Don’t miss out on the birthday merch, bro, it’s like a limited edition trip to another dimension. See you there, man!

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New Server IP
LobbyLooLooter
Accommodation, bathroom, Communication, consideration, Dinner, Explanation, Girlfriend, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, LobbyLooLooter, misunderstanding, morning, Musical, Oblivious, privacy, reaction, relationship, shower, surprise trip, Tears, TOILET
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the weekend trip in the story above.
Imagine waking up in the game needing to use the virtual toilet really badly, only to find that your virtual girlfriend is in tears because you snuck off to use the lobby toilet. Will you leave a note in the game before venturing off to avoid virtual drama? Or will you risk it and face the consequences of your actions?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations and unraveling the mysteries of relationships in our Minecraft server. Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and laughter!

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New Server IP

Everwild

Adventures, Armor Poser, Community, community-driven, Everwild, experienced players, Experiment, Explore, fire spread, hard difficulty, INCLUSIVE, International, Mature Players, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

Everwild Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
No resets	World will never reset, expanding with updates
Difficulty	Hard difficulty, players can grab a bed from the boat
Mods	Sleep warp mod for quicker nights, armor poser, mob and player heads, mini-blocks
Special Events	Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Discord: https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

About Us

Free forever
Inclusive community for mature players

You Need to Be

21+
Oceanic or international player who can handle high ping
Respectful to others, no discrimination allowed

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel for whitelisting!

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by joining our Discord and providing your Minecraft username for whitelisting.

2. What mods are available on the server?

Mods include sleep warp for quicker nights, armor poser, mob and player heads, and mini-blocks.

3. Are there any age restrictions?

Players must be 21 years or older to join the server.

4. Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free forever for all players.

Mystic Orient Dreamers 1.20.4
1.20.4, asian women, attraction, cultural expectations, DATING, desire, Dreamers, FANTASY, idealization, Loneliness, longing, longing for connection, longing for love, love, mystic, objectification, orient, relationships, romance, Stereotypes, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, wish fulfillment, yearning
Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Asian women not only exist, but they are all head over heels in love with you! I’m talking about building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates, and slaying blocky dragons side by side. It’s like a dream come true, man! So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and make all your wildest fantasies a reality!

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New Server IP
SmokedOutSon20 – No Screaming Allowed
Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Generational conflict, generational differences, parenting, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Respect, screaming, SmokedOutSon20, smoking, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, underage
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.
Our server is perfect for players who need a break from overbearing parents and rebellious children. Build your dream house without worrying about your son smoking weed in the basement or your parents constantly nagging you about your parenting skills.
Join us for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and take out your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family drama. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
Blocktopia: Congress MIA
blocktopia, capitol hill, Congress, Congressional hearings, Democracy, elected officials, Governance, Government, government accountability, house of representatives, lawmaking, legislation, legislative branch, MIA, political leaders, Politics, public policy, REPRESENTATIVES, Senate, senators, united states, washington dc
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, “Where TF is Congress?” you’ll be embarking on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!
Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!
So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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New Server IP
GraveCraft: Govt Stats Hush
Accountability, clandestine graves, Corruption, cover up, crime, drug cartels, forensic evidence, Government, Govt, GraveCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, hush, impunity, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, mass graves, mexico, missing persons, Social Issues, statistics, Stats, transparency, violence
So, like, you should totally join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we have so many hidden treasures buried all over the map! It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in blocky pixel form! And get this, the government doesn’t even share the stats on how many treasures have been found, so you could be the first to discover them all! Join now and become the ultimate treasure hunter in the land of blocks!

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