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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Towns Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Land Of The Lotus

adventure serenity nature exploration community landscapes harmony build peaceful pond discovery beauty spirit relax vibrant lush spirit pond build relaxation, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4625	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Enchantments Applied:	105	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Step into a world where adventure and serenity intertwine. In the Land of the Lotus, you’ll find a vibrant Minecraft community inspired by the beauty of nature and the spirit of exploration. Whether you seek the thrill of discovery in lush landscapes, wish to build in harmony with the world around you, or just want to relax by a peaceful lotus pond, this is the place for you.

Landofthelotus.play.astralservers.cc:49253

Weast Minecraft Server: Speech 60/100

Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Conquer, Conquerors, Degenerate, dialogue, disagreement, east, FIRED, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, misunderstanding, sarcasm, Server, Speech, Termination, Weast

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to conquer the mystical land of Weast, where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Don’t worry about getting fired, because on our server, you’re the boss! Build your empire, recruit minions, and rule over the land with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

But beware, the land of Weast is filled with danger and mystery. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what madness awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in Weast, anything can happen.

> normal people have sex weekly… Minecraft SMP

communication in relationships, emotional bonding, Frequency, healthy relationships, Human Behavior, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, normal, Partners, people, physical connection, relationships, romance, sex, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, social expectations, societal norms, WEEKLY

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	882	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a normal person who only has sex weekly? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from fighting off creepers and zombies! Who needs a love life when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals all the diamonds from players who aren’t brave enough to face him. Join if you dare!

BiteMc

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	2534	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	6754	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	7909
Magic Items Found:	8473	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

This is the best new public lifesteal smp, we will also add pvp soon, you can play the server right now, ip is given, if you are interested to buy ranks and key the discord link is also given.

star.ateex.cloud:19152

Blue Light Smp

Advanced Items, Adventure, Auctions, bedrock, Blue Light Smp, Community-Focused Gameplay, custom enchantments, Custom Jobs, Customization options, Exclusive Tools, island upgrades, java, Minecraft, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Server, Skill Systems, Skyblock, Special Pets

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	3165	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	20141	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

**BLUE LIGHT SMP** is a feature-rich Minecraft Skyblock server offering players a unique and immersive experience. With custom enchantments, advanced items, and exclusive tools, players can enhance their gameplay and take on exciting challenges. The server features a variety of mechanics like custom jobs, auctions, and player shops, allowing for a player-driven economy. There are also special pets, skill systems, and unique island upgrades that bring extra depth to the Skyblock experience. The server supports both Java and Bedrock players, ensuring a seamless experience for everyone. Join BLUE LIGHT SMP for a sky-high adventure with countless customization options and community-focused gameplay!

play.bluelightsmp.fun:2226

Just-Mine server Minecraft

2013, current Minecraft, game mode, good attitude, Just-Mine, Minecraft, old guy, old minecraft, past server, Players, Server, server description, tough game

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

A server from an old Minecraft guy who started his game in 2013 and is trying to bring back a server from the past and add something new from the current one. On this server you will not find anything supernaturally unusual, but here you will find a good attitude towards the players and a fairly tough game mode.

just-mine.ru

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

blocky, brics, diplomatic relations, economic alliances, emerging markets, expert opinion, Geopolitics, global leadership, global tensions, great power conflict, International cooperation, international relations, Minecraft, political analysis, political instability, power dynamics, regime change, security concerns, Server, trump, Ukraine, us foreign policy, world news

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3128	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual battleground where you can witness epic power conflicts and regime changes that make Game of Thrones look like a tea party. Join us if you’re ready to fight for your virtual life, build alliances with other players, and overthrow oppressive rulers in a world where anything can happen. Who needs dragons when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, ever-changing world.

Ad Quality Control Minecraft SMP

ad compliance, ad content monitoring, ad effectiveness, ad ethics, ad fraud, ad monitoring, Ad Placement, ad regulations, ad standards, ad targeting, ad transparency, ad verification, Ads, advertising, brand reputation, consumer trust., control, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, online advertising, Quality, Quality Control, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and dancing llamas!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. Our server is so chaotic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you promise not to feed it any brains). Plus, every full moon, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block)!

Mushroom Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival creative adventure PvP factions economy minigames skyblock roleplay hardcore prison pixelmon modded bedwars factions towny parkour custom plugins dungeons quests, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to **MushroomMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where fun, creativity, and fairness come together! Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the world of Minecraft, you’ll find a home here. Our server is **cracked**, meaning everyone can join, regardless of whether they have a premium account or not, and we pride ourselves on being **completely pay-to-win free**—no paywalls, no unfair advantages.

MushroomMC offers a unique and exciting experience with **custom items**, specially crafted to enhance gameplay, add new challenges, and provide fresh ways to explore, battle, and build. From enchanted tools to rare resources, you’ll find tons of custom content that you won’t find anywhere else.

Dive into our friendly, welcoming community, embark on epic adventures, build with friends, or conquer powerful mobs. The possibilities are endless—without the need to pay for perks! Join us today and see why MushroomMC is the place where everyone has an equal chance to thrive!

85.202.160.126:2204