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KarateCraft Minecraft Server

autist partner, Dedication, discipline, Fist, KarateCraft, kicks, Martial Arts, martial arts community, martial arts discipline, martial arts partner, martial arts practice, martial arts skills, martial arts techniques, martial arts training, Minecraft, physical abilities, push, Server, sword, teamwork, Training, weapon

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of training alone in Minecraft and getting your butt kicked by mobs? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and find your ultimate martial arts autist partner who will train with you and push you to your physical limits. Whether they wield a sword or prefer to throw fists and kicks, you’ll have a badass partner by your side ready to take on any challenge. So come join our server and level up your fighting skills in the most epic way possible!

Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Crops Grown:	9393
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9718	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	706530	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2152
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Items Found:	5123	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.