heretics roast 2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, guidance, helpful tips, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful guidance, mentor advice, Mentorship, motivational words, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, valuable life lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

90s cartoons, childhood memories, kids shows, Nostalgia, SatMorningNostalgia, Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday Morning Classics, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Favorites, Saturday Morning Flashback, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday Morning Nostalgia, Saturday Morning Programming, Saturday Morning Television, Saturday Morning Throwback, Saturday Morning TV, Saturday Morning Viewing, Saturday Morning Watchlist, tv shows

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Animals Bred:	88	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TrapCraft: 108 Nations

developing countries, economic analysis, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic policies, economic prospects, economic report, economic stagnation, economic trends, emerging markets, Financial Stability, global economy, income disparity, income inequality, income levels, middle-income trap, Nations, poverty reduction, sustainable growth, Trapcraft, World Bank

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mines Excavated:	1683
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the world bank of minecraft servers, but without all the boring stuff. we got 108 countries riskin’ gettin’ stuck in the ‘middle-income trap’ but not us, we livin’ large in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

come join us and build ur way to the top, we got crazy challenges and epic quests that will make u forget all about those boring real world problems. forget the world bank, come join our world of blocks and have the time of ur life.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of this epic adventure. come join us and let’s show those other countries how it’s done in minecraft land.

PetPalsMC

alleviate anxiety, animal companionship, attachment, childhood abuse, coping mechanism, depression, emotional connection, Emotional support, lower generalised anxiety, mental health, mental health benefits, pet therapy, PetPalsMC, Pets, psychological well-being, Strong Bonds, study, therapy animals, trauma survivors, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106

so liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz itz proven dat havin strong bonds wit pets helps with anxiety n depression, especially if u were abused as a kid. like, 200 women were studied n dey found out dat if u luv ur pet lots, u feel less anxious. so come join dis server n make sum furry friends to help u feel bettaaaa! 🐶🐱🐰 #mentalhealthmatters #petsarethebest

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Algerian boxer, AquaCraft, athletes, Cheating, Chinese swimmer, Competition, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, performance-enhancing drugs, Race, Server, shut the fuck up, Social Issues, sports, steroid cheaters, tranny, Transgender, Victory, white people, Wins

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	5550	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of all the drama and controversy in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swimming in is diamonds, not steroids! Our Algerian boxers are undefeated champions, and there’s no room for haters yelling “tranny” here. Plus, if you’re white, don’t worry – we won’t tell you to shut the f*** up, we’ll just invite you to join our epic battles and crazy adventures! Join now and leave all the real world nonsense behind!

JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP

American dream, Author, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, culture wars, dislike, Hillbilly Elegy, JD Vance, JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP, Like.., Ohio, opinion, POL, Politics, public figure, REPUBLICAN, Senate, Social Issues, veredict, Working class

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with political debates, conspiracy theories, and questionable memes.

We have a special faction called “The Vance Gang” where we debate whether JD Vance is a hero or a villain. Will you join the fight for justice or chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Cave” where players can unleash their inner troll and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Just be prepared for the consequences because things can get pretty wild in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

BraidCraft: Bridezilla Edition

bachelorette party, black bridesmaid, boho braids, BraidCraft, bridal party, bridal shower, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, bridezilla, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Edition, friendship, hairstyle, Natural hair, Uniform, Wedding, wedding day, wedding day preparations, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding tasks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring, uniform weddings where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and express your individuality with our boho braids theme – because who wants to be uniform anyways?

We understand the struggle of managing natural hair at all-day events, so why not rock some fabulous braids instead? Our server is all about embracing diversity and unique styles, so you can feel comfortable and confident while playing with us.

Forget about bridezillas and their crazy demands – on our server, you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment. So come join us and let your hair down (or up in braids, we don’t judge) for a wedding experience like no other!

BondingOverBlocks SMP

10. Quick bond, 11. Commonality, 12. Shared humor, 13. Relatable story, 14. Similar values, 15. Shared goal, 16. Instant chemistry, 17. Shared perspective, 18. Quick understanding, 19. Mutual respect, 2. Shared experience, 20. Easy camaraderie., 3. Common interest, 4. Similar background, 5. Mutual passion, 6. Quick rapport, 7. Icebreaker, 8. Easy conversation, 9. Instant friendship, BondingOverBlocks, instant connection, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and bond over the shared trauma of accidentally setting your entire base on fire because you thought placing lava next to wood was a good idea! Nothing brings people together like a good old-fashioned disaster. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and the occasional jump scare, then this is the place for you! Join now and see if you can survive the madness.

GratefulCraft – No FOMO here!

appreciation, Contentment, fear of missing out, finding balance, FOMO, fulfillment, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude affirmations, gratitude exercises, gratitude journal, gratitude meditation, gratitude mindset, Happiness, joy, mindfulness, mindfulness practices, overcoming FOMO, perspective, positive mindset, self-care

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Emeralds Found:	5214	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8399	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun in life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about FOMO again, because our virtual world is so epic that you’ll never want to leave.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, singing your favorite song. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come bouncing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Trust us, you’ll never feel left out again with all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to FOMO forever. Who needs real life when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?