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Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9686
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2249
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Items Found:	3656	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Endless Night Skies:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Votes:	1911	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	118
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Votes:	8213	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3135	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Emeralds Found:	374
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	944480	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2138
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Potions Brewed:	97
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun