HERESY Minecraft Servers

HERESY Minecraft Servers

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 7776
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Animals Bred: 124 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server, where we explore the political implications of modern Roman Catholics being the largest group of heretics on Earth! With over 1 billion adherents, you’ll never run out of people to debate with in the chat.

    But that’s not all – did you know that America has 6 Catholics on the Supreme Court, with 2 of them appointed by Zion Don Trump himself? Join our server and dive into the conspiracy theories and wild debates surrounding this shocking fact.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while discussing the heresies of the Catholic Church and the influence of Zion Don Trump on the Supreme Court? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy

    HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7005
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Crops Grown: 6291 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the virtual world! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9666
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreadCraft Minecraft Server

    BreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2212
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Kik Bread, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kik Bread and immediately found themselves surrounded by talking bread loaves. Yes, you heard that right, talking bread loaves! These loaves were hilarious and kept cracking jokes while helping the player build the most epic castle made entirely out of bread. And guess what? The castle could fly! That’s right, a flying bread castle!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. They dance, they sing, and they even have a potato DJ spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on the magical unicorns that roam the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch them.

    So come join us at Kik Bread for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll come across next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExtinctGamerMC SMP

    ExtinctGamerMC SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 252
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living in the worst timeline but still having a blast! Join us for God games where you can create and destroy cities with ease, but watch out for unexpected challenges that will test your skills.

    Ever wanted to manage dungeons like a boss? Well, now’s your chance! Dive into the world of Dungeon Management and show off your strategic skills in a whole new way. It’s like DOTA, but with a twist that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Stealth games are all the rage here, with mandatory stealth sections that will keep you on your toes. Embrace your inner ninja and sneak your way to victory in epic missions that will test your patience and cunning.

    Immersive Sims may not be a real genre, but who cares? Dive into a world of immersive experiences that will inspire you to create your own genre of games. It’s like stepping into a whole new reality where anything is possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s bring back the best games from the past in a whole new, outrageous way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP

    IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7343
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3512 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rules and no fun? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they may look cute and cuddly, but they will protect our base at all costs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted shovels. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take part in our weekly “illegal building competition” where players compete to see who can build the most outrageous and rule-breaking structures.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional run-in with the server police), then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary outlaw of our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnGodStats

    RespawnGodStats
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 3380
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So you just respawned in this crazy Minecraft world and God is like, “Hey, check out your life stats, bro!” And you’re like, “Oh snap, what’s my most impressive stat?” And God is like, “Well, you’ve died 69 times, but hey, at least you’ve mined over 420 diamonds! That’s some serious bling bling, my dude!”

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger, which gives you unlimited food but also makes you fart rainbows.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to do a sick parkour jump. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaCraft: Raise Hell!

    PizzaCraft: Raise Hell!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8969
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a place where pizza is like, the currency, man. like, you mine for pepperoni and trade it for cheese blocks. it’s a wild world out there, bro. and the best part? instead of creepers blowing up your stuff, it’s like, angry pineapples that attack you. yeah, pineapples. but don’t worry, you can tame them and ride them into battle. it’s a total blast, dude. so come join our server and experience the pizza-powered madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PFASBusters: Breakin’ Blocks in 8 Hours!

    PFASBusters: Breakin’ Blocks in 8 Hours!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9145
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is lit AF cuz we got scientists breakin down all da crazy stuff like perfluorooctanesulfonate and Nafion in just a few hours. like, who even knew dat was possible in Minecraft? join us and watch as we turn boring science stuff into epic adventures. u won’t find dis kinda action anywhere else, trust me. come join da fun and see for urself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vainilla

    Vainilla
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1800
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rediscover the Minecraft universe in Vanilla.me, reborn and more captivating than ever. Immerse yourself in a unique experience in our Survival world, where every corner hides secrets and adventures. Challenge your courage by exploring and find your way through chaos and destruction.

    For those with an adventurous spirit, it offers an unparalleled journey into a magical world, where every decision brings you closer to becoming a true legend. Discover the magic, master the mysteries and leave your mark on history.

    Explore this modality that awaits you at Vainilla.me Connect and become part of our growing community of enthusiasts and brave explorers.

    IP: Vainilla.me

    vainilla.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Karlsson’s Slightly Mislabeled Pudding: Java Edition Season 3 18+

    Karlsson’s Slightly Mislabeled Pudding: Java Edition Season 3 18+
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8725
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 286 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

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    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life feautures to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location Europe
    Current Version 1.21

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RaceCraft Minecraft Server

    RaceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5025
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Emeralds Found: 5346 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose from over 100 different races to play as! Want to be a unicorn with rainbow powers? Done. How about a zombie with laser eyes? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and discover what race you truly are!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy races, epic battles, and of course, plenty of chicken nuggets. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HomeworkHaterMinecraftSMP

    HomeworkHaterMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 447
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Ores Mined: 6386
    Gods Slained: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Potions Brewed: 109

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ignorance is piss and knowledge is bliss! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there.

    Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But be warned, our community is filled with pranksters and troublemakers who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in the server with dirt blocks – talk about a dirty trick!

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures, then come join us on our server. Just remember, ignorance is piss – so make sure you’re ready for anything!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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