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CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	7618
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Divine Spears Created:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Farms Harvested:	683
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4118
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!