Henchmen – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

armies of darkness, Castle, casuals, chain-gang, CHANGE, codes, FIX, harem, Henchmen, igors, job offer, KekCraft, lols, maximum, Maximum kek, Minecraft, monkey ass, niggers, Paint’n’Spiced, payroll, rice shoveling, Talking shit, tryouts, TUNNELS, West

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

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Dad’s Wedding Anniversary Minecraft Server

anniversary, anniversary conflict, communication breakdown, conflicting priorities, Dads, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family issues, father daughter relationship, father’s wedding, honoring commitments, major life events, Minecraft, parental support, personal boundaries, personal growth, personal significance, self-care, Server, strained relationship, tradition, Wedding, wedding witness

Are you tired of boring family drama and tough decisions? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only tough decision you have to make is which block to break next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts and awkward family situations. No more choosing between your dad’s wedding and your anniversary with your girlfriend, because on our server, you can have it all!

Build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal happiness. Plus, with our endless possibilities for creativity and adventure, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the good times roll!

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GFDrunkDeniedCraft

celebrating without alcohol, Communication, compromise, expensive bottle of wine, expensive gift, expensive taste, family addiction, fear of addiction, fear of smell, fear of taste, GFDrunkDeniedCraft, hating alcohol, Personal preferences, refusing to drink, relationship celebration, respecting boundaries, standing my ground, supporting sobriety, understanding partner, wasted money

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique preferences? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bottle of wine appears in front of you. But wait, it’s not just any wine – it’s the most expensive bottle in the world! Your girlfriend (who is actually a creeper in disguise) wants to share it with you to celebrate your relationship. But here’s the catch – you hate alcohol with a passion and are terrified of addiction because your Minecraft family members keep turning into zombies after a few sips.

Will you stand your ground and refuse to drink the wine, risking the wrath of your creeper girlfriend? Or will you take a sip and embark on a wild journey filled with unexpected twists and turns? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and let the madness begin!

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SlightInconvenienceMinecraftSMP

adversary, annoyance, Daily, despise, ENEMY, Frustration, grudge, hatred, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, Karma, Loathing, long term, nemesis, payback, pet peeve, Revenge, SlightInconvenienceMinecraftSMP, Torment, vexation

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server everrrr. Like, there’s this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds and another player who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day.

And get this, if you join, you get to make the person you hate the most in the world suffer every day. Like, they’ll step on a Lego every morning, then get a paper cut, then spill their milk, it’s like the best revenge ever. So come join us and let’s make our enemies cry in pixelated pain mwahahaha.

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Diamonds & Baby Daddies

awkward responses, baby, communication breakdown, DADDIES, diamonds, difficult conversations, difficult decisions, emotional distress, Family Planning, Fatherhood, Honesty, insensitive remarks, lack of support, Paternity, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, tough situations, unexpected consequences, unexpected news, unplanned pregnancy, unwelcome news

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about unexpected pregnancies or mysterious baby daddies again! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to come near you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby animals. So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind!

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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration

asylum seekers, border control, China, Citizens, CraftyCitizens, deportation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Illegal immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant crisis, Migration, political tensions, Threats, trump, undocumented immigrants, US

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??

so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.

also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??

so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Crafty Aqua Eco Hideout

#sustainability, Accountability, Aqua, corporate greed, corporate responsibility, Crafty, Deception, disinformation tactics, Eco, england, environmental harm, environmental impact, fossil fuel industry, green initiatives, greenwashing, HIDEOUT, Misinformation, Propaganda, public relations, Regulation, tobacco industry, transparency, unethical practices, water companies

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like the water companies in England but on crack! we be adoptin’ disinformation tactics like the fossil fuel and tobacco industries, but in a minecraft world! we be greenwashing all over the place to make u think we ain’t causin’ no harm to the environment, but really we be blowin’ up trees and dumpin’ lava everywhere! join us for a wild ride of deception and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam!

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Aurion – Vanilla free private server Minecraft server

Adventure, application, classic, Communication, Community, Discord, Explore, Farming, free, Gaming, Interaction, Minecraft, Mods, private server, role playing, RPG, Ruler, rules, Unique, Vanilla

Aurion is a unique free server that combines elements of classic vanilla gaming with exciting RPG mechanics for an exciting and multi-faceted gameplay experience. Here everyone can find their role and create their own story, from a simple farmer to a powerful ruler, in a world that is completely built on interaction and role-playing.

? Instructions for starting the game on the Aurion server

? Install the correct version of Minecraft

To start playing on the Aurion server, you will need Minecraft version 1.21. Make sure you have this version installed to avoid errors when connecting to the server.

?️ Download the necessary mods

The server uses additional mods for convenience and to improve the gameplay. You can download all the necessary mods through our Discord server. Join our Discord channel to find all the files, instructions and answers to your questions.

? Go to our Discord

In order to download mods and apply to join, you need to go to our Discord server. There you will find all the necessary information, and you can also ask questions to the administration or other players. Join the community to stay up to date with all the news and updates.

? Submit your application

In our Discord you will find a section for submitting an application. Just fill out the form, indicate your Minecraft nickname, age, a little about yourself, and also tell us about your experience playing on similar servers. Don’t forget to confirm that you are familiar with the server rules!

? Enjoy the game!

Once your application is approved, connect to the server and begin your adventure in the world of Aurion! Build, explore, communicate with other players and create your own unique story on the server. May your journey be exciting and full of bright moments!

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Cyber Pixel Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, animation, Anime, anime advancement, Anime design, anime effects, anime graphics, anime improvement, anime industry, anime innovation, anime production, anime progress, anime quality, anime technology, anime visuals, cgi animation, cgi anime, computer generated imagery, cyber, digital animation, good CGI, modern anime, PIXEL, Realms

OMG, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like entering a whole new world of pixelated wonder and blocky adventures!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where you can build your own dream world and fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

Forget about CGI anime, this server is where the real action is at! Plus, you can make friends with other players who share your love for all things Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild in this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

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SoberCraft Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, alcohol, bar hopping, birthday festivities, choosing sobriety, Dangerous, Drugs, Friend, friendship, grippy sock getaway, high energy environment, loud bar and grill, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relapse, self-care, Server, SoberCraft, Sobriety, Support

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand your sobriety journey? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your boundaries and celebrates your milestones, like reaching 5 months of sobriety! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can hang out with like-minded players who support you no matter what.

Unlike some real-life friends, our players won’t pressure you to go to loud bars or participate in risky activities. In fact, we have a strict “no alcohol or drugs” policy in our virtual world, so you can relax and have fun without any temptation. Plus, we have virtual grippy socks for those moments when you need a getaway but can’t leave your computer.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a birthday celebration like no other – one that puts your sobriety first! Trust us, you won’t regret choosing your well-being over a night of bar hopping with unsupportive friends.

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PixelPeekersMC

Ariana Grande, bothered, Boundaries, boyfriend’s friend, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, doppelganger, feelings, girl, Good Vibes, leaked photos, mistake, nude photos, onlyfans, paige, PixelPeekersMC, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Upset

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my boyfriend’s friend accidentally showed me leaked nudes of a celebrity doppelgänger while we were watching the game together. It was a hilarious mix-up that had us all laughing in disbelief!

Our server is full of surprises, just like the time my boyfriend’s friend brought up his ex in front of me to reminisce about good memories. It’s all in good fun, right? And don’t worry, we always have good vibes and great company, even if things get a little crazy sometimes.

So why join our server? Because you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next! Plus, we promise to keep the leaked nudes and ex talk to a minimum (or at least wait until you go to the bathroom). Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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