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BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Chairs, compromise, cookware, Couch, disagreement, financial help, Furniture, get rid of stuff, household items, Minecraft, MONEY, Moving in, moving in together, new apartment, savings, sentimental, sentimental items, Server, stress, TV, Upgrade

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2590
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who gets to keep the old, mismatched cookware? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those real-life stresses behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual apartment with as much cookware as your heart desires – and guess what? It’s all free! No need to worry about who’s paying for what, because in this virtual world, everything is yours for the taking.

Plus, if your boyfriend starts complaining about the lack of matching sets, just tell him to go mine some diamonds and craft his own fancy cookware. Who needs real-life financial stress when you can just escape to our Minecraft server and live out your wildest furnishing dreams?

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knew that a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

MommaGrudgeCraft

aita, bad relationship, blame game, Bonding, born on wrong day, c-section, dna test, Exposing, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, family friends, grudge, middle child, mom, MommaGrudgeCraft, ppd, relationship issues, Siblings, verbal lashing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7726
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of being blamed for ruining your mom’s plans just by being born on the wrong day? Do you feel like the odd one out in your family, with everyone treating you differently for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment!

Join us and escape the drama of your family life by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more being accused of ruining book release days or causing your parents’ marriage to end – on our server, you are the hero of your own story!

So come on over and let loose on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and just have a good time. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand what it’s like to be the middle child with a complicated relationship with their mom. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any guilt or blame. See you there!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ores Mined:	1620	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Votes:	4407
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!