KidCraft: No Excuses!

aunt, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousins, discipline, Empathy, Excuses, family, family dynamics, KidCraft, Maturity, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, teenagers, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and crutches are weapons of choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Tyler and Brooklyn had an epic crutch battle that shook the entire family gathering.

Witness the drama unfold as Tyler hurls crutches down the stairs like a pro, only to be thwarted by Brooklyn’s fierce determination to defend her territory. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to Elle, the ultimate defender of kids being “just kids” no matter what crazy antics they get up to. Watch as she shields Tyler from the wrath of the family, proclaiming that no one is hurt and he’s just a kid. Will her fierce loyalty be enough to save him from the consequences of his actions?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is always expected and crutches are more than just mobility aids, join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

TimeMachine SMP: 15YearOldMe

15YearOldMe, smp, Timemachine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to give advice to your 15-year-old self! Imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to explain the wonders of redstone contraptions and diamond mining to your past self. Will you change the course of history or create a paradox that destroys the fabric of reality? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on this wild time-traveling adventure! Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that lay golden eggs. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created!

CraftyBeautyLand

baby names, beautiful name, charming names, CraftyBeautyLand, delightful names, elegant names, enchanting names, favorite names, gorgeous names, Heard, lovely names, lovely sounding names, MOST BEAUTIFUL, name ideas, name suggestions, Naming, naming inspiration, pleasing names, pretty names, stunning names, unique names

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your enemies tremble in fear? Well, this server is definitely not that one. But hey, who needs a fancy name when you have a server filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself?

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas as you battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With treacherous lava pits, deadly creeper explosions, and a never-ending supply of prankster Endermen, you’ll need all the luck (and armor) you can get to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server

Airplane, caribbean, controversy, diplomatic incident, Dominican Republic, embargo, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Politics, President Nicolas Maduro, sanctions, Seizure, Server, south america, travel, united states, US, Venezuela

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!

join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors

aggression, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, long-range strikes, Military, military aid, military capabilities, military intervention, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, WARFARE, Warriors, Weaponless, weapons, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the weapons ukraine needs to take down russia! we got long-range strikes that go deep inside enemy territory, just like zelensky wanted! our server is so lit, even putin is scared to log on! join now for the ultimate battle of the century!

What is the IP for GOOBER GANG Minecraft Server?

demon world, demon x, Gang, goober, goobers, goobers gang, goobers universe, goobers world, mangopool, mangos world, Minecraft, roblox, Server, stud, stud plays, xdemon

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	102
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	3285

GOOBER GANG is a up-and-coming rap collective hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. With a unique sound that blends trap, hip-hop, and punk influences, they have been making waves in the underground music scene. Comprised of members Lil Goober, Big Goober, and Lil Goober Jr., GOOBER GANG is known for their energetic live performances and catchy hooks. Keep an eye out for this talented group as they continue to showcase their creativity and push boundaries in the music industry.

Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]

Anarchy, application, Applications, Community Events, content creators, Custom Items, Discord, fantastic, Fun, Minecraft, Open, opportunity, overpowered items., Players, Private, Roster, semi-private, Server, Small, smp, Sucked, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, vortex, wide

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Vortex SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/whynot-use-our-smp-server-we-promise-its-not-as-chaotic-as-our-custom-worldgen/">Server</a>

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

VividLope Minecraft Server

Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, cognitive function, Detoxification, digestion, energy boost, Focus, health benefits, herbal supplements, holistic healing, immune support, mental clarity, Minecraft, mood enhancement, natural remedies, Relaxation, Server, sleep aid, stress relief, vitality, vivdlope, VividLope, wellness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server is like a shot of espresso for your gaming experience!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, capitalists, Empathy, FascistFiasco, fascists, Freaks, Game, humane, Leftists, Minecraft, money hungry, psychos, smp, Underdogs, world better, ZA/UM

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Farms Harvested:	948	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	1570
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

SibLackinCraft

affair discovery, BETRAYAL, cousin relationships, dna test, emotional struggle, family disruption, family drama, family relationships, Family secrets, financial motives, genetic questions, middle class, online communication, Podcast, private family, reaching out, secret half-sibling, SibLackinCraft, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero family secrets coming to light and causing chaos!

Join us and escape the real world drama of secret affairs and long-lost siblings. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your family falling apart.

Plus, who needs a new half-sibling trying to weasel their way into your life when you can have virtual siblings who will always have your back in the game? Trust us, our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and create your own virtual family with fellow players.

So come join us and leave all that messy family stuff behind. After all, who needs a half-sibling drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s keep the drama where it belongs – in the game!

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