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Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	173

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Steve once stumbled upon our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. His diamond armor was so shiny that even the Ender Dragon was jealous! But then, tragedy struck when Creeper decided to photobomb Steve’s victory screenshot. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater the size of a village!

Now, we need YOU to come and help us rebuild this once glorious land. Join us and together we will defeat the evil Herobrine and restore peace to the realm. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that tell hilarious jokes. What more could you ask for?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this wild adventure! WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, BROS!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Villages Defended:	12
Mines Excavated:	4724	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2730	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Votes:	248
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca