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BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	2411	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

abduction, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, confusion, CreepinCraft, Driving, eerie, encounter, Extraterrestrial, glowing orange object, home, intense light, irregular movement, Memory Loss, Mysterious, Phenomenon, SKY, strange, THURSDAY, unexplained, unknown

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	2814	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crops Grown:	3702	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

anime adaptation, anime fans, blocks, editing, fan community, fan cuts, fan edits, fan preference, filler episodes, manga accuracy, Manga adaptation, Naruto exams, Naruto Kai, Needless, Nostalgia, One Pace, original episodes, pacing, rewatch, streamlined viewing, tv shows, unnecessary scenes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

attraction, Black, black guys, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, guys, Interracial Relationships, love, Meet, Physical attraction, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Sexy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo, White, white women, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	78
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6192
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	820	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by actual VTubers! That’s right, you can mine and craft alongside your favorite virtual personalities. And forget about those nu-HoloVCRslop servers, our server is the real deal!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Blocky Hearted Adventures

Adventures, Beloved, blocky, cherished, childhood memories, classic, emotional connection, Enduring, favorite game, Gaming, Hearted, Heartfelt, lasting impact., loyalty, Meaningful, memorable, Nostalgia, Passion, Personal, sentimental, Special, Timeless, Treasured

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5040	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They will guide you through the world with their expert knowledge and fluffy charm.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, they poop out diamonds, so it’s a win-win situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs reality when you have llamas, disco parties, and diamond-pooping unicorns to keep you entertained?

Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

activism, Awareness, burdening youth, controversy, CREEPERS, critical race theory, crt, discrimination, education, equality, fighting woke, History, lol, Misinformation, noes, Oklahoma panhandle, Politics, Propaganda, resistance, slaves, social justice, strikes, texas, woke libs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!