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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Despair: Where Even Creepers Question Their Existence

    Blocky Despair: Where Even Creepers Question Their Existence

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world like no other, where the pigs ride on diamond horses and the creepers throw parties in the caves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who guard the mystical emerald mines deep underground. Join them on their quest to protect the precious emeralds from the evil forces that seek to steal them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

    Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MOOville Snapcraft

    MOOville Snapcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AvengerSMP

    AvengerSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

    Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hermit Servers Season 9

    Type Features
    Server Type Vanilla SMP
    Inspiration Hermitcraft
    Cross-Platform Yes
    Additional Features Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

    Q: What is the server IP address?

    A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

    A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

    Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

    CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the dark and twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where things are not always as they seem.

    Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

    SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

    Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RingReminderCraft

    RingReminderCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

    Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP