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EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the mobs have adorable relationships!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!

CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Dragon Eggs Found:	3499
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	4532	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1656	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	91

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Farms Harvested:	597
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Dimension Hops:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	949
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Farms Harvested:	385
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!