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The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	539
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	1174	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Star Shards Collected:	77	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	96	Buildings Constructed:	47
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	56
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?