helluva boss part 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neanderthal Brain Boost – Minecraft Server

anthropology, Boost, Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive impact, Cognitive science, cognitive traits, DNA analysis, Evolution, genetic influence, genetic inheritance, genetic research, genetic variation, genetics, Human Behavior, human evolution, human genetics, Minecraft, modern human cognition, Neandertal DNA, neanderthal, Neanderthal ancestry, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

lol, so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got neandertal DNA up in here! yah, u heard me right, we got caveman genes runnin’ wild in this server, makin’ ur brain do some funky stuff.

imagine buildin’ a house and suddenly u start thinkin’ in grunts and growls like a true neandertal. or maybe u start seein’ things in black and white cuz ur brain is like, “we goin’ retro, baby!”

join us for a wild ride of prehistoric proportions, where u never know what crazy ideas will pop into ur head next. plus, we got dinosaurs roam the land, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna see a t-rex tryin’ to mine some diamonds.

so come on over and let that neandertal DNA take u on a journey through time and craziness. who knows, maybe u’ll come out of it smarter or just a little more caveman-like. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Adventure Zone 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, career, comedy, Disappointment, Drama, fan favorite, friendship, Gaming, Girls, love, New game, Nostalgia, Passion, relationships, season 3, Sequel, slice of life, video games, Workplace, Zone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Yo, bro, forget about those girls! Join our Minecraft server instead! We got creepers blowing up like relationship drama, skeletons shooting arrows like Cupid on crack, and zombies chasing you like your ex after a breakup!

You’ll be so addicted, you won’t even remember those girls’ names. And who needs a 3rd season when you can have endless fun building, exploring, and surviving in our crazy world? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family.

So ditch the drama and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Who needs love when you have diamonds, amirite?

FamilyEvictionCraft

eviction process, family betrayal, family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, FamilyEvictionCraft, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, financial responsibility, Inheritance, legal advice., legal rights, property disputes, property ownership, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the craziness of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

Just like evicting toxic family members from your life, you can evict pesky creepers and zombies from your Minecraft world. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and create your own story without any interference from entitled family members.

And just like taking control of your own destiny, take control of your Minecraft world by becoming the ultimate ruler. Kick out any unwanted guests (looking at you, Endermen) and claim your rightful throne as the king or queen of your domain.

So come join us on our server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer – all without having to deal with any entitled family members trying to mooch off of you. See you in the Minecraft world, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of yourself!

IntelliCraft SMP: Big Brain Time

big, Brain, IntelliCraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Lol, bro, you wanna get smarter? Join our Minecraft SMP! We got all the brain-boosting activities you need, like building giant brain sculptures and solving redstone puzzles that will make you feel like Einstein on steroids. Plus, our resident genius villager will teach you how to speak in binary code and calculate the square root of a creeper’s explosion radius. Trust me, after spending some time on our server, you’ll be so smart that even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your help with its math homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power to over 9000!

GovtVacayCraft

Coworkers, DEI hires, Diversity, equity, funny, Government, GovtVacayCraft, HOTLINE, HR complaint, humor, hypothetical scenario, inclusion, office culture, paid vacation, satire, US Govt, vacation time, Whistleblower, work, work environment, work-life balance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the US Govt is just a phone call away from chaos! Imagine a world where every government employee dials the hotline and accuses their coworkers of being DEI hires. Suddenly, everyone is on a free paid vacation, leaving the country in a state of hilarious confusion.

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!

CrutchBatt Minecraft Server

combat injuries, crutch battalions, CrutchBatt, Euromaidan Press, injured troops, manpower crisis, military conflicts, military deployment, military healthcare, Military operations, military personnel, military readiness, military recruitment, military resources, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, wounded soldiers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Emeralds Found:	8563
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol so u kno how the russian military is always tryna show off how tuff they are? well, turns out they got a lil problem with their soldiers gettin hurt. so now they gotta put em in “crutch battalions” like they some kinda army of cripples or somethin.

if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.

come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.

dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!

CraftyMuskBlameWokism

argentina, controversy, CraftyMuskBlameWokism, criticism, current events, elon musk, extremism, far right, international wokism, milei, Musk, Nazi salute, News, opinion, political commentary, Politics, public figure, scandal, social media, viral

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3785	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas!

our server is so lit, even elon musk would want to join. we have epic battles with evil creepers and zombie chickens.

one time, steve accidentally turned into a unicorn and rode off into the sunset. it was wild, man.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

also, did we mention we have a secret underground disco party for all our players? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

🥇 GreenDragon 🥇 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 Minecraft server

Auction, Bedwars, Buyer, Clans, Donations, Duels, Events, freebie, GreenDragon, Minecraft, Modes, Murder Mystery, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Player Statistics, PvP, Quests, Russian, Server, Skywars, Survival, titles, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Everyone come to the server There are Donations pvp Auction Quests titles freebie Buyer You can even see player statistics and modes Survival and Events BedWars SkyWars MurderMyster Come in I’m waiting for everyone!

greendragon.qwertyx.xyz:25834

Builders Grind

admins, anti mob grief, Armored Elytra, Builders, Community, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, dungeons & taverns, events & challenges, gameplay, Graves, Griefing, grind, Minecraft, multi-sleep, pay to win, quality of life, smp, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, Waystones, world border

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Builders Grind Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Semi-vanilla {datapacks} {1.21.4}
Description	A friendly Minecraft server with hand-picked datapacks for an enhanced survival experience.
Features	True Vanilla Experience Friendly Community Survival Mode No Griefing Active Admins Featured Datapacks Server Features No Pay-to-Win Events & Challenges
How to Join	Server IP: 38.101.59.6:25565 Discord: https://discord.gg/dR4JW5a9 Rules: Basic respect, no griefing, no cheating

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server uses datapacks for additional features but does not allow mods.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed to ensure a safe and fun environment for all players.

Q: Are there active admins available to help?

A: Yes, there are active admins on the server to assist players and ensure smooth operation.

Q: Do I need to pay to win on this server?

A: No, the server does not support pay-to-win mechanics, ensuring fairness for all players.

Q: Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, the server runs occasional events like build contests and scavenger hunts to keep things fun and engaging.

Victorious Jews 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, anti-semitism, Conspiracy, control, Destruction, Division, fear, Future, Government, hate, influence, Jews, Manipulation, Over.., Politics, power, Propaganda, Religion, society, THE JEWS, Victorious, WIN

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ores Mined:	6684	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! America may be over, but this Minecraft server is just getting started! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual empire in a world where anything is possible.

We’ve got crazy mods, like flying pigs and exploding chickens, to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet.

Forget about the real world falling apart, come join us in this virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!