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DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

awkward marriage proposal, awkward proposal, bad marriage proposal, CraftyLoveMC, cringeworthy proposal, embarrassing marriage proposal, embarrassing proposal, funny proposal story, marriage proposal disaster, marriage proposal disaster story, marriage proposal fail, marriage proposal gone wrong, marriage proposal horror story, marriage proposal mishap, marriage proposal nightmare, marriage proposal rejection, terrible marriage proposal, terrible proposal, worst marriage proposal, worst proposal ever, worst proposal experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8220
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4934
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Star Shards Collected:	91	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Votes:	7546	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!