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HelloItsVG Minecraft Servers

HelloItsVG Minecraft Servers

  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1697
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6810 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6912
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 556
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2477
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Potions Brewed: 117
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 9975
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 263 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 9827
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

    NerdCraft: Master of Blocks
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3154
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Crops Grown: 6612 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

    We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

    KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 225
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Chimeras Created: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

    so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyHugsCraft

    BrainyHugsCraft
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6528
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

    first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

    and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

    so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

    CraftyCombat Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 377
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5316 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

    So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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