Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

blocks, Communication, Connection, Country, Crafty, culture, Diversity, Foreign, friendship, Global, greetings, hello, hello friend, hello neighbor, hello stranger, hello there, hello world, International, Language, LOLand, multicultural, speak, travel, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

body image, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, height, Heightism, Insecurity, Minecraft, physical appearance, Safe, Safety, self defense, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, tall vs short, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3959	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

ChooseMeOrCraft

birth letter, children, ChooseMeOrCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, emergency, family, high risk, husband, love, Marriage, Motherhood, motherless children, parenting, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, VALUES, Wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7414
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.

Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.

Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?

GoldenAgeInternet SMP

cyber world, digital era, Digital Innovation, digital revolution, golden age, GoldenAgeInternet, information age, internet evolution, internet history, internet milestones, internet nostalgia, online communication, Online Community, online culture, smp, social media, tech boom, tech progress, technological advancements, virtual reality, web browsing, web development

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2839
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the golden age of the internet, but in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret underground societies. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the internet’s golden age like never before!

SorryNotSorryCraft

accepting apologies, Apologizing sincerely, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Expressing remorse, forgiveness, healing, heartfelt apology, letting go, Making amends, Making things right, moving forward, reconciliation, Relationship Repair, seeking forgiveness, Sincere apology, SorryNotSorryCraft, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the apology you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where the Ender Dragon throws epic raves every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ll be begging for forgiveness if you miss out on this insane adventure!

CraftyVaxBlockers

Afghanistan, Campaigns, children’s health, conflict zone, CraftyVaxBlockers, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, healthcare access, Humanitarian Aid, Infectious Disease, international organizations, Polio, public health, suspension, Taliban, UN, vaccination, vaccination programs, vaccine hesitancy.

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Devil’s Backbone: Where perms are perms and blocks are blocks. Join us in the 1980s!

1980s, 80s-themed, America, backbone, Blackwater Hills, blocks, career opportunities, Communication, Customizable, Devils, Discord, Economy, Features, Fishing, Horror, Housing, Items, Join, Literate, Minecraft, Paranormal, PERMS, Plot, profile, Roleplay, roleplay server, small town, Soundtrack, Story-Driven, Vehicles

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Devil’s Backbone <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/trick2g-d-cane-my-way/">Minecraft Server</a>

🍂 | Vermont, 1986. The cicadas sing of change.

Welcome to Devil’s Backbone: a whitelisted, story-driven, semi-literate Minecraft roleplay! We offer a grounded, realistic setting with paranormal and horror elements. Set in 1980s America, the server follows the story of an abnormal small town named Blackwater Hills.

With a mystery around every corner, Devil’s Backbone strives to embody a prime literate roleplay environment with an open setting for character exploration.

Ready to board? Join our Discord server to learn more.

🔎 | Features

Devil’s Backbone offers a wide variety of immersive features to take your roleplay experience to the next level:

Fully customizable profile for your character including temporary statuses, viewable by others

Overarching plot to supplement your roleplay

80s-themed communication plugin featuring landlines, payphones, and pagers

Custom items and vehicles to further enrich the setting

Original soundtrack — listen as you play with our audio plugin!

Purchasable housing that you can decorate to make the space your own

Detailed fishing plugin

Realistic economy and player-owned businesses

Various in-game career opportunities

Detailed map stocked with an array of locations, rich with environmental storytelling

. . .And so much more.

Server Info

Version	1.19.4 (Optifine)
Mods Required	No
Resource Pack	Custom resource pack (with CITs, wearables, and vehicles)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to first join our Discord server to learn more about the whitelist application process.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: Yes, all players must be 18 years or older to join Devil’s Backbone.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable roleplay experience for everyone.

Springfield Bomb Threats Minecraft Server

Bomb, bomb threats, crisis management., Foreign involvement, government response, homeland security, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, one country, potential threats, security threat, Server, springfield, Springfield bomb threats, suspect country, suspicious activity, Terrorism, threat analysis, threat assessment, threat origins, Threats

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a Springfield bomb threat? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream world. And hey, did you know that all the bomb threats in Springfield actually came from players who were banned from our server? Join now to see what all the explosive hype is about!

Youtuber you like starts clogging your Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of your favorite Youtuber flooding your subscription box with daily streams instead of actual videos? Are you starting to feel like you’re drowning in a sea of live streams with no lifeboat in sight? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the stream overload!

Join our server and escape the endless stream of streams by diving into a world where creativity knows no bounds. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No live streams to be found anywhere!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and say goodbye to the stream apocalypse. Trust us, your subscription box will thank you.

SurpriseSnitchCraft

AITAH, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, doubt, forgiveness, friendship, golden retriever, Insecurity, loyalty, passive aggressive, puppy, second guessing, secret, stress, Surprise, SurpriseSnitchCraft, Trust, Upset

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	3154
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	New Chunks Explored:	761241
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this story!

Imagine planning the perfect surprise for your best friend, only to have it all blow up in your face. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. Will you be the one causing chaos or the one caught in the middle of it all?

Experience the thrill of secret messages, passive-aggressive remarks, and a surprise gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the twists and turns of friendship and betrayal in the Minecraft world. Just remember, trust no one and always expect the unexpected. Welcome to the server where every day is a soap opera episode waiting to happen!

SecretSMP: UnkownFacts

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	116
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have been plotting to take over the world! Unleash your inner chicken whisperer and lead them to victory against the evil cows who have been stealing their eggs for centuries. But beware, the pigs are secretly working with the cows and will stop at nothing to sabotage your chicken army. Are you brave enough to join the fight and become the ultimate chicken champion? Only on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

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