| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2097 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 9964 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6203 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8754 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1004 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1870 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 832 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1926 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 746 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1110 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3462 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Votes: | 446 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1991 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 66 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Mines Excavated: | 3251 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 49 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 125 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2611 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
