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MineMates – Digging, Building, and Trolling Together!

action games, building, Community, Cooperative Games General, cooperative gaming, coopg, Democratic Detonation, Digging, divers.gg., Helldivers 2, Helldivers.io, MineMates, Multiplayer Games, online co-op, Patch 01.000.202, Sci Fi Games, strategy games, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, trolling, Updates, Warbond, Wartracker

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Helldivers 2: Electric Boogaloo, where crashes are a thing of the past (we promise…maybe). Our latest update, “Democratic Detonation” Warbond, is set to release on April 11th.

Patch 01.000.202 is here to blow your mind, literally. Dive into the action with our Wartracker feature on helldivers.io and get all the info you need on divers.gg.

Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you might just blow up your own house in-game. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3582	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WorkLifeCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, family, healthy habits, hobbies, mental health, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Prioritization, productivity, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Stress Management, time for yourself, Time management, wellness, work-life balance, work-life harmony, workaholic, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can build giant castles and ride pigs? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and befriending talking cows. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our virtual therapist will help you balance your work and personal life by reminding you to take breaks and prioritize self-care.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stress and hello to endless fun!

WeinerCraftersUnite!

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Comical, Curious, eccentric, funny, Humorous, Kinky, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wacky, WeinerCraftersUnite, weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

MapleCraft Server: 41M+ Players!

41 Million, 41M, Canada, Canadian Citizenship, Canadian economy, Canadian society, demographics, Diversity, Fueled, growth, immigration, immigration patterns, Immigration Policy, Immigration Trends, MapleCraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Players, Population, population growth, Population Increase, Server, statistics, surpasses

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we got more peeps than canada’s population, which is like 41 million or sumthin. we got so many immigrants comin in dat we gotta build more houses and stuff.

join us and be part of dis crazy community where u can build ur own house, make friends, and maybe even start ur own immigration movement. who knows, maybe u can be da next leader of dis wild server.

so come on, what u waitin for? join now and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. #immigrantswelcome #crazyminecraftserver

HamasHavocCraft

Conflict, Defense, extremism, forces, gaza, Hagari, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, organization, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, spokesman, Terrorism, Terrorist, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil forces of HAMAS! our fearless leader, IDF Spokesman Hagari, will guide us to victory with his epic speeches and battle strategies.

we have crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow swords to defeat our enemies. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show HAMAS who’s boss in the wackiest minecraft server ever!

MirrorVerseCraft

Alternate Reality, Consciousness, doppelganger, Existence, fake version, FANTASY, Identity, ILLUSION, mind-bending, mirror reality, MirrorVerseCraft, parallel universe, Perception, philosophy, real version, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, speculation, surreal, Truth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wondered if there’s a whole other world on the other side of the mirror? Well, on this server, we take that idea and run with it! We’re the fake versions of ourselves, living in a parallel universe where everything is just a little bit wackier.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle in the clouds or explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty llama sidekick. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on this server?

But be warned, the real world on the other side of the mirror is watching. They’re jealous of our cool builds and epic loot, so they might try to invade our world and steal our stuff. It’s up to you and your fellow gamers to defend our realm and show them who’s boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LungCraftMarkersFun

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	857073	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our server population is our levels of fun and chaos! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so lit you’ll think you’re in the nether!

why join? well, let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of diamonds, and every time someone tried to mine it, it exploded with confetti and cake! true story bro, true story.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every friday night. imagine dancing with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional enderman! it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #creeperstatuegoals #dancepartiesarelife

2021Craft Minecraft Server

#announcement, 2021, 2021Craft, exciting future, exciting news, future dreams, future partner, future plans, future spouse, future wife, happy couple, Life Changes, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new beginnings, new chapter, relationship, romantic announcement, Server, Summer, Summer love, wedding plans

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4121	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Votes:	9926	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Picture this: it’s the year 2021, the sun is shining, and you just found out that your future wife is waiting for you in our pixelated world. That’s right, on this server, love is in the air and you never know who you might meet.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And did we mention the quests? Oh boy, get ready for some wild adventures as you embark on quests to find the rarest items and unlock secret treasures. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of friendly wolves waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a summer of love, laughter, and endless fun!