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Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5707

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	5676
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	366	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3052
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Environment, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers General, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Objectives, patch notes, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Resources, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of spreading democracy like never before! Join forces with your friends to fight against alien insects and robots in a quest to liberate planets and save the galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with procedurally generated areas and time limits, adding an extra layer of challenge to your missions. And if you’re successful enough, you can liberate entire planets and work towards liberating the entire galaxy! It’s like a space opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

Don’t forget to check out our information resources, including the Helldivers Wiki, the Helldivers Training Manual, and the Helldivers Companion. You’ll be a pro in no time, ready to take on any enemy that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a hero of democracy in the most outrageous way possible! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover some secret chemical agents that will give you the upper hand in battle. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll die to a surprise creeper explosion.

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, current warbond, divers, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberate, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PC, Physics Defying Ragdolling, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, update progress

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take physics-defying ragdolling to a whole new level! Ever wanted to see your friends flop around like a bunch of fish out of water? Well, this is the place for you!

Join us as we fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy in a galaxy far, far away. Our missions are intense, our objectives are wild, and our time limits are tighter than a pair of skinny jeans.

But fear not, with enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and work together to free the entire galaxy. It’s like a space opera, but with more explosions and less singing.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are dedicated to saving the galaxy while simultaneously ragdolling like there’s no tomorrow? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Digging for Diamonds – Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

Imagine this: you are a Creeper Diver, a member of the most elite fighting force in the Minecraft universe. You and your squad will battle against alien threats on various planets, completing insane missions in procedurally generated worlds. Each successful mission brings you one step closer to total victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will transport you to the year 2024, where you can experience co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter action like never before. And the best part? You can play on both Steam and PS5, because we’re just that cool.

If you’re wondering about our origins, don’t worry! Our server is inspired by the legendary Creeper Divers game from 2015. It’s like the OG version, but with a modern twist that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, when in doubt, always remember to watch out for those sneaky Creeper Divers dropping samples on your head. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	628587
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	567
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	9720
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Potions Brewed:	131
Star Shards Collected:	62	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!