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Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	1383
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Emeralds Found:	3827
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5197	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4754	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	871
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	238	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	459219	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	7852	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!