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Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	71	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension Hops:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	766031	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

acting career, adolescence, Before and after, Celebrity, child actor, Development, dramatic, Edition, entertainment industry, famous personalities, GLOW, growth spurt, Hollywood, noticeable difference, Off Screen, on-screen, physical changes, puberty change, PubertyCraft, series, transformation, tv show, young performer

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera network, AlJazeCraft, Bureau, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, freedom of press, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Israel, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Police, press freedom, Raided, Raids

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Potions Brewed:	188	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1836	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!