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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4078 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!