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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3060 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!